Barefoot and Pregnant
The Minions Tell Jokes
Sienna’s Joke
Sienna: “Um, um, um, WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT NEVER COMES BACK!?”
Me: “Shhhh! You don’t have to yell! I don’t know, what do you call a boomerang that never comes back?”
Sienna: *forcing her voice down near a whisper* “you call iT A STICK!!!!!!!!!!”
Everyone else: Heh heh, good joke, Sienna!”
Sienna: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!”
Liam’s Joke
Liam: *giggles interspersed with unintelligible nonsense*
Me: “Liam, you have to stop laughing long enough to actually tell the joke.”
Liam: “Superboy painted his toenails because it was Valentine’s day POO POO HEAD!”
Liam and the Ogre: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!”
Charlotte’s Joke
Charlotte: “Why did the clip cross the teacher?”
The Ogre: “I don’t know, Charlotte, why did the clip cross the teacher?”
Charlotte: “Because it was cutting her head off.”
*crickets*
Charlotte: “The clip had a sword, and it cut her head off.”
Me and the Ogre: *exchanging slightly horrified looks*
Charlotte: “And she was DEAD.”
*CRICKETS*
Liam: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOP!”
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