“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.” – Groucho Marx
“It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.” – Eugene McCarthy
“If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.” – H. L. Mencken
Stolen from Wicked Thoughts (Caveat Lector).