Spoonge Bob + Snoop Dog = End of Time?

Sponge Bob chimes in to redefine the Family.

I’m thirty-three years old now. I see a lot of things differently now than I used to. I try to do more right than wrong and to keep God in everything I do and to keep the devils away from me. But I know by trying to stay so right, the devil is going to keep on working on me. That’s going to be a curse around me all the time. But I don’t think it’s going to get me. I really dont think that it is.

—Snoop Dogg

Perhaps if the Inaugural Committee had known of Snoop’s strong “religious beliefs,” he’d have been invited, like Kid Rock, to the President’s Doings, too.

My allegiance is to Satan and I hate Christianity, Judaism and Islam, but I don’t hurt anyone,” Mr. Romano said. “I take out my anger in mosh pits and S-and-M clubs. I think it’s ironic that the Christians got violent with the Satanist.

Now that we’ve rung in the New One … What year is it?

THX: Dcn Raphael

And, if this is really the year 2011 … does this mean it’s the End of Time?