Unitarian Universalitst Humour

Q: Have you heard the latest UU miracle?

A: Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a
tortilla.

Q: Why can’t Unitarian Universalists sing very well in
choirs?

A: Because they’re always reading ahead to see if they
agree with the next verse.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Unitarian
Universalist with a Jehovah’s Witness?

A: Somebody who comes knocking at your door for no
apparent reason.

Thanks to FWD from Tim Gibson.