PC XMas

PC XMas December 12, 2005

The “winter program” at Ridgeway Elementary School In Dodgeville, Wisconsin, changed the lyrics of the Christmas carol “Silent Night” to the more inclusive “Cold in the Night.” (“Cold in the night, no one in sight, winter winds whirl and bite.” ) After this success, the program’s next step will obviously be:

a) Changing “O Holy Night” to “Uh-oh! Wholly night!” a song about a lunar eclipse

b) Singing “O Little Town of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.”

c) A song celebrating the comeback of the American auto industry, “Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Ford.”

d) A ditty about hoping for snow at the Panama Canal, “I’m dreaming of a white isthmus.”

The modern name for Christmas trees is now

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