What Can Brown Do For You, Constantine?

This article notes that the movie based on Dan Brown’s book will open in theatres May 19th. I’m just twisted enough to look at the Church calendar.

Let’s see …

Yep!

That’s the weekend we honour Saints Constantine & Helen (new calendar, May 21).

Not that there’s a conspiracy or anything, but Constantine serves as the harbinger of all bad things (second only to the evil Vatican) in Brown’s bestseller.

Cute.

HT Drudge

Today, Constantine with his mother Helen present the Cross, the most precious wood. It shames unbelievers. It is a weapon of faithful kings against their adversaries. A great sign has come forth for us which is awesome in battle.