Jacko Burns Down House

Remember when Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire shooting the Pepsi commercial?

How ’bout this: Remember Jackson’s tender ballad to a rat?

Ben, you’re always running here and there
(here and there)
You feel you’re not wanted anywhere
(anywhere)
If you ever look behind
And don’t like what you find
There’s something you should know
You’ve got a place to go

Now suspend all rational thought and picture … THIS.

I’d say there’s a new case brewing for Tom Sneddon.