T-Shirts from Hell?

Today, grabbing a bite to eat in a food court, I passed by a kiosk selling snarky “Christian” t-shirts. I was too flabbergasted to pause. Besides, I was dressed as a priest and, gosh, it was just sooo, so, uhll …

From memory …

One shirt had a huge cross on it with the caption, “I killed your God.” (I didn’t get to read further.)

One said (I kid you not): “Get Stoned Like Paul”

One even read:

“Heavy Drinker – John 7:37”

[Which reads: On the last day of the feast, the great day, Jesus stood up and proclaimed, “If any one thirst, let him come to me and drink.”]

“When you put on a Christian T-shirt, hat, hoodie, beanie or whatever, you make yourself a walking, talking billboard for Christ.” Read more.

Y’all probably know all about these. Thankfully, I don’t get out much. Especially to malls!

Back when I was a teen, I had a favorite t-shirt. Unfortunately I wore it in many vacation pics (meaning, I come across it more than I’d wish). It read: “Conserve Energy … Shut Up.”

And, on that note …