Check List, Etc.

2) Being a fake priest is big business in Japan.

3) Dr. Alveda King, MLK’s neice:

“Please, I urge you, do be distracted by political rhetoric. The most pressing civil rights issue of this season is the protection of the lives of the pre-born.”

“Your vote counts. Please cast it, for life!”

Finally …

4) At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry. All of them had an “A” going into their final exam. These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided not to show up for it and explain to their professor afterwards why they missed it. They explained that they visited friends, and on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. That night they studied for the exam.

At exam time, the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them each a test booklet. Each quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy…. then they turned the page. On the second page was written …

For 95 points: Which tire? _____