Sung to the tune of “The Church’s [sic] One [sic] Foundation [sic]”
Our community’s stated purpose
Is gracious mass-appeal,
It’s in our Mission Statement
Reflecting how we feel:
No “lifestyle choice” appalls us,
C’mon you’re welcome here!
Throw out that moral compass,
There’s no one here to steer.
What’s this all about?
Go HERE!