Orthodixie
See that guy with the chainsaw. Notice the big wood he has slain. Look closer and you will see how he crushed my fence! If a guy will do that to a fence in Texas …
Think about it: Texas Chainsaw ______________ …
Well, who knows what else he might try. So I took my family and we fled …
We drove a couple hours walked for days through rough terrain in the SE Texas brush …
Always looking back over our shoulder …
Stopping occasionally to smile for the camera catch our breath …
Deeper and deeper into the alligator infested wood …
We’d been here before.
Until we found the one man who could help us …
That’s right, Big Sam.
Big Sam told us to mix the metaphors —
Fences make good neighbors.
Don’t go burning bridges.
He said, “Burning fences makes good neighbors.”
So we burned the wounded wood of our former fence …
And who should appear but JP II!
Okay, so I made up that last part. But, here’s the story.
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