Valid Baptism vs. Just Ducky

Mild mannered Mere-Media mogul, Jim Kushiner gushes about the Vatican’s statement on valid baptism …

There are plenty of churches we’ve all heard about where [for baptism the words] “cheater, strainer and beamer” are used, or something like that, by clergy-impersonators, or something like that. One of those culprits splashing water would object if he called himself The Reverend Johnson but someone else called him the relevant john. Whatever. Just use a liquid, three times, and three nouns, and it’s close enough for the cigar …

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