Orthodixie
When someone asks you how Orthodoxy is different than their own brand of Christianity, just say:
“Oh, Orthodoxy’s a lot harder than whatever it is you do.”
What? You gave up potato chips for Lent?
Try Meat, Dairy & Oil!
Your church service lasts 50 minutes?
We go for over 2 hours!
Oh yeah, so you’ve had trouble reading the whole Bible?
Well you oughta see ours — it’s even bigger!
You fasted 3 days to fit into your wedding dress?
We fasted 50 days just to eat a red egg!
Well, you get the picture.
But, face it …
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