In A Surprise Move Governor Walker-R Resigns in Wisconsin

In a surprise move Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker admitted today the he led an effort to count the votes of thousands of deceased Republicans in the recent recall election. The Governor then abruptly resigned after explaining that he could not find a single political figure he could trust to assume the duties of Governor upon his departure.

After being pressed to name a successor (allowed under Wisconsin law) the soon to be former Governor named Selena Fox of Circle Sanctuary as the new Governor. The Governor explained that the well-known Witch might be the only person in the state with the power to heal and lead the state.

When this reporter attempted to contact the new Governor he was referred to the new Press Secretary Jason Pitz;-Waters. The new Press secretary released a list of nominations for Cabinet positions that include.

Lt. Governor Patrick McCollum

Press Secretary Jason Pitzl-Waters

Education Secretary Wendy Griffin, Ph.D.

State Treasure Zena Smith

Secretary of State T Thorn Coyle

Asked about her agenda as the new Governor Selina Fox replied, “First we cast a circle”

Check tomorrows post for more on this developing situation.