So, here’s a link to the Amazon page for The Anti-Christ Handbook, Vol. 1., which compiles the first three years of Left Behind blogging here in convenient e-book format for Kindle or the Kindle app. (The app lets you read this on your phone, which seems strangely appropriate.)
On the one hand, it seems odd to pay $3.99 for what is essentially repackaged content that can still be read for free here on this blog. But on the other hand, $3.99 is only about the same price as a Big Mac, and this e-book won’t result in the lingering discomfort of McRegret. So there’s that.
Self-publishing is, of course, a bit tacky — particularly since this product was also self-edited and therefore likely contains several glaring and embarrassing typos. But I’ve made my peace with that. I used to do dinner theater, after all — “interactive” murder mystery dinner theater for which the tickets cost a lot more than $3.99.
And despite the self-published tackiness, I’m still pretty pleased with this compilation. There are some pretty decent theological discussions in there, along with some pretty indecent jokes.
I should warn you that purchasing this collection will almost certainly mean that you won’t be Raptured. I don’t believe that Killer Vengeance Jesus is coming back to snatch away all the Real, True Christians, but in the unlikely event that such a thing does happen, the possession of this e-book will almost certainly disqualify you from being whisked off to Heaven. You will be left behind with the rest of us sinners.
But if you’re willing to take that risk, you can click over to Amazon and pick up your copy of The Anti-Christ Handbook. For now, at least, you can buy this book without even needing the number of the beast marked on your right hand and forehead.
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